Eric Idle

Mr. Cheeky / Stan 'Loretta' / Harry the Haggler / Culprit Woman / Warris / Intensely Dull Youth / Jailer's Assistant / Otto / Lead Singer Crucifee

Terry Jones

Mandy Cohen / Colin / Simon the Holy Man / Bob Hoskins / Saintly Passer-by / Alarmed Crucifixion Assistant

Michael Palin

Wise Man #3 / Mr. Big Nose / Francis / Mrs. A / Ex-Leper / Announcer / Ben / Pontius Pilate / Boring Prophet / Eddie / Shoe Follower / Nisus Wettus

Terence Bayler

Gregory

Carol Cleveland

Mrs. Gregory

Kenneth Colley

Jesus

Neil Innes

A Weedy Samaritan

Charles McKeown

False Prophet / Blind Man / Giggling Guard / Stig

John Young

Matthias, Son of Deuteronomy of Gath

Gwen Taylor

Mrs. Big Nose

Sue Jones-Davies

Judith Iscariot

Peter Brett

John Case

Pilate's Wife

Chris Langham

Alfonso / Giggling Guard

Andrew MacLachlan

Another Official Stoners Helper / Giggling Guard

Bernard McKenna

Parvus / Official Stoners Helper / Giggling Guard

Spike Milligan

Spike

George Harrison

Mr. Papadopolous (uncredited)

Charles Knode

Passer-by (uncredited)