Richard Belzer

Rodriguez / Leo Batfish / The President / The Hooker

Chevy Chase

The Fingers / Geritan / Four Leaf Clover

Buzzy Linhart

The Hitchhiker

Richmond Baier

The Girl

Berkeley Harris

The Rich Guy

Jennifer Welles

The Geritan Girl

Lane Sarasohn

The Dancing Policeman / The Assassin

Dennis Helfend

Food for Thought

Rebecca Brooke

Sex Olympics

Victoria Medlin

Mouth Appeal

Martin Kove

Butz Beer

Ron Marshall

Butz (voice)

Roy Wallace

The Gorillas

Kirtus Allen

Gorilla

Laura Glicken

The Gorillas

Hal Fore

Gorilla

Jennifer Zens

The Gorillas

Leo Petrie

Gorilla

Paul Norman

Mouth Appeal/Sex Olympics

Lacey

Theatre Girl/Girl in the Bathroom

Lincoln Harrice

Manuel Rodriguez/'Food for Thought'

Bill Bailey

Suc Muc Dik

Peter William Blaxill

Food for Thought

Fred Stuthman

Food for Thought

William Paxton

The Old Lady/The Junkie

Christine Nazareth

Theatre Girl

Robert Fleischman

The Narc

Alex Stevens

Butz Beer

Bill Kemmil

Butz Beer

Tony Paxton

Butz Beer

Ron Marshall

The Voice of Butz

Jennifer Jordan